Everyone happy, the salaries after Berisha's victory are about to triple

Even electoral promises to deceive Albanian citizens, to seduce them, to take their vote and win, have a limit. It is unacceptable and an insult to the intelligence and wisdom of the Albanians that after three decades you wave them like an earring to get a fresh white check, as if they were on the first day after the fall of the communist system with the promise of tripling salaries. Sali Berisha on the candidate presentation tour, after the mayoral primaries, chose the city of Selenica, where black gold is mined under the foundations of the buildings, the famous greenhouse with which the boulevards of Paris and Rome are paved, a hundred-year-old mine for to give us the big warning that after the May elections, only two months later, the Albanians' pockets will be filled, increasing their budget threefold. Many promises have been made by him till date, but this remains a main promise, which is really nothing but a main deception. Municipalities have limited opportunities and insufficient resources to increase salaries three or four times. This is one reason that makes it impossible to materialize this bogus promise. The other impossibility is that Berisha talks about tripling salaries at a time when the state budget is the responsibility of the government and the general elections are still far from being able to materialize the promise, which is smoke to deceive anyone who can eat the soap for cheese. You don't have to be an economics specialist, it's enough to do a simple calculation to understand how many millions of euros would be needed to increase salaries in this kind of religion, passing, not only Germany, which we rivaled a long time ago when Berisha was in power, and the leading countries of the world. But what is the importance of the economy and why do we need to calculate, where and how do the staggering numbers come out in order to fulfill this promise!? This is the duty of the promisor and he does not declare without grounds. He did the calculations and the indicators show that the minimum wage is 150 thousand ALL. The average salary should exceed three million and the deputies and ministers should reach six and seven million per month. It is not yet known how much the prime minister's salary will be! With these fantastic salaries, Albanians will climb to the top of the world and the global salary pyramid will look like a small hill. With these astronomical salaries, Albanians will live in a world without limits and happiness that will surpass even Finland, recently announced as the country where the citizens are the happiest in the world. If we reason a little further, only the pensioners will reach the figures above one hundred thousand lek and above. With these wages, poverty ends and we rank first in the world. There is only a risk that all the workers of the globe, without talking about the Albanians left, will flock to our ports and airports, will tear up the border crossing points, will enter through the green border, repeating the marches in search of gold in Alaska to benefited from the salary boom that will be incomparable to the whole globe. All that is required is a little appreciation and care from the Albanians not to let this chance slip from their hands. In February, let the candidates vote for the primaries and after the victory the command will be heard: Open Sesame from where the millions of gold coins will flow as if by the magic of Aladdin's lamp and in the blink of an eye everyone will enjoy and benefit from the tripling of salaries, as the leader of the "Reestablishment" himself said. There is no need to question this promise, that we do not lack experience when money grew on the branches of the maple tree, when the famous pyramids of Albanian capitalism flourished and where today's promisor himself was not only their architect, but also their best defender. great genius finding that wealth fell from the sky and no one needed to work. After Berisha's statement from Selenica about the tripling of salaries, the citizens were surprised and everyone in bars or outings commented only on this statement. A militant said to his interlocutors: - Did you hear our leader? From May 15 onwards, the borders will be reversed. Salaries will triple or fivefold. Another interlocutor was shaking his head, sipping his coffee and not speaking. Apparently he joins the group of disobedients, those who question the word of the leader. He does not take this statement seriously and asks for more guarantees. Yes, there is no reason not to believe that history will show how much money each of the Albanians will earn. We should all stop being nihilistic, doubting, if we are happy, the salaries after Berisha's victory on May 14 will multiply.